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Joke of the Day

"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Trump won the election? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""

"What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"Wheat derived protein is totally innocuous and not at all evil... ... Hail seitan!"

"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."

"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."

"Why did the lobster blush? Because the see weed."

"[Black Humour] What u call a black woman with 7 abortions? Crimefighter"

"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."

"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"