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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."

"- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."

"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""

"In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now."

"Why doesn't the NAACP do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?"

"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"

"The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees."

"I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get."

"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"

"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."