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Joke of the Day

"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"

"When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it."

"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"

"Every Saturday is like an episode of CSI... I have to figure out where I was, what I did, and who I did!"

"remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???"

"Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future."

"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."

"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."

"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."

"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"