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Joke of the Day
"Wheat derived protein is totally innocuous and not at all evil... ... Hail seitan!"
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"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."
"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends."
"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."
"What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!"
"If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names."
"*stares into the abyss* *abyss pretends it's doing something on its phone*"
"I like my wine how I like my women 15 years old and locked in a basement"
"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."