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Joke of the Day
"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing"
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"What do you call a stag with his eyes gouged out no eye deer. What if he's in the path of a car? Still no eye deer What if he's mid coitus too? Still fucking no eye deer"
"What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant? ""Can I have a private server?"""
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
"If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell ""EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide."
"Mirror mirror on the floor, who's the worst at home decor?"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard - I just got laid by a chick."
"Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"
"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."
"There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority."