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Joke of the Day
"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing"
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"I used to have phone sex now I have hearing aids"
"Invisibility You just don't see it these days"
"[at ER] ME: my stomach hurts. DOC: have you been able to eat anything today? ME: yeah, like 75 pieces of pizza."
"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."
"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""
"Strawberry is a terrible name. ""Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw,"" you'd think. But you'd be wrong"
"Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy."
"Him: What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? Me: oh, um, science."