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Joke of the Day
"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."
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"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."
"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."
"Listening to a global economy futurist. Pretty sure in 20 years Chinese parents will say ""Clean your plate, people in the US are starving."""
"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"
"Waiter there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !"
"ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: ""Holy shit that was amazing!"" COMMENTATOR: ""Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself."""
"If you're American before you go to the bathroom and American after. What are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler."
"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."