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Joke of the Day

"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."

"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"Ads can get you laid Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared."

"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."

"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"

"Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks."

"Rumour has it that I got a new computer today... It's Adele!"

"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."

"I work with some really great people. They're reliable, they're honest and they never cause any problems. I don't fit in at all."

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."