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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell."
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"I secretly love men from Scotland... It's my kilty pleasure."
"A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By broom ... JK, rolling"
"What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code? He's writing an Algorithm!"
"My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field."
"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"Men in hell.. ""Did you see Satan's wife. She's bomb, dude!"" Women in heaven, "" Did you see those Angels? They have no style!"""
"Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome."