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Joke of the Day

"Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up"

"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"

"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"

"There are bats hanging of a branch upside down all except one. Two bats comment: ""What's happened to this one? - I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."

"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."

"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."

"What supervillain do you know the least about? Loki , because he is low-key."

"I got asked how I view lesbian relationships.. Apparently HD wasn't the correct answer."

"Sometimes i feel like the flat bread option at subway because I'm always available but no one ever wants me to hang out with"

"They say you are what you eat... That's why I'm a good person"