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Joke of the Day

"I got asked how I view lesbian relationships.. Apparently HD wasn't the correct answer."

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."

"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"

"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."

"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"

"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"An alcoholic walks into a candy store... then a table, then a chair, floor."