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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat... That's why I'm a good person"
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"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"
"You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."
"What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host."
"I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World."
"Relationship Status: My dog was just licking my ear. I didn't stop her."
"I haven't talked to a single member of my family since the great monopoly battle of '06. So yea, I know a thing or 2 about holding a grudge."
"I work in a call center and a customer told me this one. A lonely man puts in ad out in the paper looking for a wife. the next day he gets 100 responses all from men saying ""you can have mine"""
"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."
"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."