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Joke of the Day
"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."
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"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"
"You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is ""to die from."""
"Error: We only accept Word files (.doc or .docx) It is 2014 and we just plain dont know how to open a pdf. it is too hard"
"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"
"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."
"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."
"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."
"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."