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Joke of the Day

"How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!"

"My Wallet My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry :-("

"Me: I'll have a Dr.Pepper. Waiter: Is Mr.Pibb ok? Me: Is he a doctor?"

"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"

"Generally speaking, a woman's hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore."

"Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here."

"Rape isn't funny.. Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny."

"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"

"Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window."

"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."