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Joke of the Day
"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"
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"Why did the lizard use viagra? He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried"
"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."
"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""
"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."
"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker."
"What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille? ""Danger: Do not touch"""
"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."
"During Sex Girl: Promise Me you Won't Break My Heart..., Boy: you are completely Silly Dear it's Not That Much Long"