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Joke of the Day
"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."
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"*me looking at a police lineup* Number 3 is cute. OMG Is he single? Give him my number! What? Oh. Right. Five. Number 5 killed my grandpa."
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
"I named my dick Rosa Parks ...Because it refuses to go in the back."
"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates .... ... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"I can tell my Girlfriends ass is getting bigger, She fits in my Wife's jeans."
"It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say."
"If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words."
"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."