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Joke of the Day

"If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words."

"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"

"You know the kids that'd knock on doors and run away....? ...they now deliver stuff for UPS"

"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"

"A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar... Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday."

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."

"It's not so much that I'm a KE$HA hater, its more of the fact that I'm a music lover."

"What do spiders eat in France? French flys"

"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."