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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
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"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."
"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."
"How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick."
"Did you hear about the pirate who wanted to cut hair for a living? He moved to the barbery coast."
"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"
"Why don't nuns fear getting raped? Because they know it is tough to get into the habit."