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Joke of the Day

"I named my dick Rosa Parks ...Because it refuses to go in the back."

"""Hi, I'd like a Junior McChicken and a cheeseburger please."" ""$3.23."" ""Oh, and a bottle of water."" ""$87.54. Please drive thru."""

"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."

"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"

"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."

"Before the invention of the hose, firefighters had to put fires out with their fists."

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"

"My friend was going to Ethiopia, so I asked him ""Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"" ""No, sadly"" ""That's ok, neither have they"""