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Joke of the Day
"It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far."
"Cop: Lemme see your papers Me: Okay Cop: These are rolling papers Me: Would you look at that Cop: Sir are you high? Me: What are you, a cop?"
"How I like my women I like my women like I like my scotch. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke."
"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"
"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."
"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."
"How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel."
"Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit."
"Why is the robot good at one night stands? Because he nuts and bolts."