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Joke of the Day
"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."
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"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."
"Meth, because teeth are annoying."
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
"Why did God allow women to get yeast infections? So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes.."
"Hey people who cold call my cell phone: I've got a better way for you to make money with your mouth."
"Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre."
"Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless."
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head."