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Joke of the Day

"When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail"

"What is a trans fat? A feminist."

"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"

"people get sad when a bird flys into a window but when i do it its a big hassle"

"I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic They get really angry if you go in and ask for a coat hanger"

"My girlfriend started smoking... My girlfriend started smoking last night, so I slowed down and applied lubricant."

"I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff"

"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."

"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"

"""Raising a family is hard,"" he said. ""Not if they're buried close enough together,"" replied the Necromancer."