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Joke of the Day
"""Does this leaf make me look fat?"" - Eve."
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"Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids."
"I'd never compare people I don't like to Hitler, but the people who make the little ""x"" button impossible to find on pop-up ads are Hitler."
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
"Why Cant Girls Count To 70? .....Because 69 is a mouthful"
"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
"Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows."
"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO AUTO-CORRECT ERRORS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? COW!!!!"
"Someone once told me I'm a sociopath. I'm not sure how I feel about it."