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Joke of the Day
"Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows."
Next Joke
"I'm glad the guy who came up with ""No means no"" didn't do the whole dictionary"
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""
"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."
"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"
"When is a Mexican not a Mexican? When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now"
"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"
"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"
"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"