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Joke of the Day

"Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids."

"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."

"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."

"Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey."

"The only way I'd ever get to ""bang"" a hot chick, is if I run up to one and slam her head into a wall."

"Did Ilean ever get in touch with you? ""Ilean who?"" I lean over and you kiss my ass!"

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"

"I would tell a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones Argon"

"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"

"Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't ""get"" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It."