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Joke of the Day
"WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO AUTO-CORRECT ERRORS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? COW!!!!"
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"I think Jennifer Aniston was filmed on a green screen in 2003 and it gets released with a different background and co-star twice a year."
"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"
"A new rehab center for pill addicts is open Its called Oxy Clean"
"How do you overcome tyrannical pancakes? U syrup 'em"
"""He's gone too far."" ""He crossed the line between science & ethics."" ""He's playing God."" -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets"
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"(Animal spelling bee) Owl: Your word is Mississippi Snake: M I Sssssss Sssssssss Badger: *in audience* OH FFS THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER"
"I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work."