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Joke of the Day
"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
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"*hits on a guy* He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong."
"So some guys were hanged... ."
"gonna name my first born Horse_ebooks"
"I wanted to crack a joke on cooking utensils... ...but it didn't pan out."
"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"
"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."
"I heard there's this amazing place underground... ...where you can have sex with miners."
"When I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum from 'The Lord of the Rings'."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Ha Ha Clinton Dix"