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Joke of the Day
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
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"Batman pushes a batcuffed Joker thru the crowd. ""Look! Hahaha!"" yells the Joker. Batman glances up at the jumbotron. GODDAMN the kiss cam."
"Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab."
"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."
"I met a NASCAR driver once He told me his only regret in life was turning right."
"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."
"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."
"My water stopped working for a bit today. My wife immediately said, ""I'm going outside to dig a hole to catch the rain water!"" After the wife is gone I said to the rest of the family, ""she means well"""
"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."
"I've made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie."