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Joke of the Day
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
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"What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes"
"What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips."
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"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""
"Ever read the book ""A Race To The Bathroom""? by Willie Makeit and Betty Wont."
"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"
"I share an office thermostat with a middle aged woman. I'm in a t-shirt while she's rubbing 2 pencils together trying to start a trash fire"
"What do you call a lost Asian man? Disoriental"