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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."
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"Don't assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter."
"I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more"
"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"
"Apparently ""mowing the lawn"" means two completely different things to my wife and I"
"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"
"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"
"What rock band constantly ends up featured in fold-out pictures in the middle of magazines? Avenged Centerfold"
"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."