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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."
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"What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations? ""Holy moley, I didn't know that!"""
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"My father's kids won't get this... ...love."
"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."
"What is an I.T teachers favourite drink? Icy-Tea"
"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."
"My wife lost interest in sex with me because... ..of my gut, but we still have one thing in common: Neither one of us has seen my dick in years."
"My parties got a hundred times better when I realized if I didn't invite anybody I could eat all the snacks."