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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"

"The cops came across these two kids. One was eating batteries, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other."

"Cashier: how old r u? Me:*holding beer nervously* uuh 21 Cashier:*shaking his head sadly as he pulls Trix out of my cart* Trix are for kids."

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song."

"I don't like jokes about midgets... ...they're low-hanging fruit."

"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"

"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."

"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."

"How much does Jesus love you? Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)"