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Joke of the Day

"Don't assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter."

"anyone who puts that dumb ass Gotye song on when im with them instantly becomes somebody that i used to know."

"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."

"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"

"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."

"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."

"Who's Becky, Stan? She's just a country!"

"What is irony? When the last person you want to see is the last person you see."