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Joke of the Day
"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"
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"How did Godzilla escape the trains? He threw them off their tracks."
"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"
"""Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names"" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at."
"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."
"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden? Patti O'Furniture"
"A man goes to the doctor... After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says: ""Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!"" ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I can't exmine you otherwise!"""
"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"