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Joke of the Day
"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"
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"When four people arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time, it is required that they exit their vehicles and fight to the death."
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."
"Amber Alert, but for the TV remote"
"ME: where's your brother? OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape? ME: *sprints to the basement*"
"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"
"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."
"R.I.P water You will be mist!"
"A man walks into a bar with a loaded gun ""All right, anyone here that slept with my wife, please step forward. A man from the back of the bar shouts, ""You don't have enough bullets!"""
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."