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Joke of the Day
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."
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"Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous. What's your name?"
"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""
"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"
"*Searches ""Yahoo"" on Yahoo until Yahoo has an orgasm*"
"Tip: ""At the same time"" has more characters than ""simultaneously."" The point is, having a vocabulary helps you tweet gooder."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."
"I'll bet the lady on this bus can't fart. She'd never shut up long enough to build the required pressure."
"How do street urchins communicate with each other? Gutterskype."
"How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron."