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Joke of the Day
"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."
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"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because anyone that can run, jump or swim is already over the border!"
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"
"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"
"If only women knew that being happy with themselves is the most attractive quality they can ever offer."
"Helium Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."" The helium doesn't react."
"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."
"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em."