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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Why did you call off yesterday? Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now."

"packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home"

"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering where the word etymology came from..."

"How the does man give his dead batteries away? Free of charge, of course."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"""White Purr!"" - Ku Klux Kat"

"""She lived a long, long life. And saw basically nothing."" - eulogy for a cat"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."

"That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself"