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Joke of the Day
"How the does man give his dead batteries away? Free of charge, of course."
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"A man drives his truck and runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."
"Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?"
"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"
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"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."
"What is 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."