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Joke of the Day

"That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself"

"I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes"

"It's hard to argue with a spear I mean, it's got a point."

"Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong."

"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Never marry a drummer... they beat things for a living."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."

"Why did the blind girl fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."