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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering where the word etymology came from..."
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"How do Eskimo fleas stay warm? A flea's blanket."
"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"
"An actual quote by President George Bush ""The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneurs"""