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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."
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"Sometimes when I'm about to sneeze, I snort some glitter. Then when I finally sneeze, glitter fills the air and people think I'm a wizard."
"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"
"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"
"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."
"What's the difference between a condom and the congress? You can only fit one dick inside a condom."
"Wife to her husband:""Why do you stand in the balcony every time I sing classical?"" The husband replies ""So that the neighbors don't think I'm fucking you forcibly"""
"I couldn't bear it anymore. Lol. - Bear suicide note."
"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."
"What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? Fuck!"