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Joke of the Day

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"

"Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep."

"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."

"me: *rubs lamp* genie: I will grant you three wishes me: can you go away I'm rubbing this lamp"

"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"

"How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!?!"

"I got into an accident a few days ago. The doctor said the bleeding was all internal. I said ""oh, thank god."" The doctor said ""why are you so happy?"" I said ""that's where the blood is supposed to be!"""

"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."

"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."