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Joke of the Day
"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ... Paul Ryan"
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"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."
"rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants"
"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""
"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."
"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"
"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""
"life hack #1 never poop before work even if u are about to shit yourself on the way cuz that just means u get one more break"
"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."
"I had a joke about the Jonestown massacre...... But the punch line was too long."