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Joke of the Day

"life hack #1 never poop before work even if u are about to shit yourself on the way cuz that just means u get one more break"

"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"

"""Hustle back on defense you lazy bastard!"" screamed the 300 lb guy at the TV in this sports bar eating onion rings at 10:30 AM."

"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"

"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."

"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"

"What idiot called it a national anthem instead of country music?"

"Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus"

"My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country All her fellow rugby players agree."