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Joke of the Day

"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."

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"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood."
"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."
"What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;)"
"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."
"Q. What do clouds do when they become rich? A. They make it rain!"
"Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens."
"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"
"So I ordered some General Pao chicken They gave me a bowl of false promises."
"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."