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Joke of the Day

"Our children are our future. Unless they invent a method for time travel, then they're also our past."

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"A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die. Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, ""You sleigh me."""
"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"
"My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it."
"The forest animals are about to rip me apart but suddenly they back off. Hillary Clinton emerges from the trees. The animals bow their heads"
"Why does Chuck Norris play cowbell? Because he beats time!"
"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."
"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."
"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"
"What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath"
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