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Joke of the Day

"I was with a blind prostitute today and she said I was the biggest she had ever had. She was just pulling my leg."

"Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef? His name is Golden Grahamsay."

"A song is being released in aid of the families of the Malaysian Airlines flight... It's Ukraining Men."

"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"

"An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please."

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers, please"""

"[OC] My best friend recently lost the front of his foot in a boating accident and now I hate him. I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am."

"I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?"

"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""

"Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's cheesy."