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Joke of the Day

"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."

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"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"
"Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect."
"Doctor: How did you get all those bruises? Me: Rough sex Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop Me: Talk to your nurse about that"
"Free Pussy Riot!"
"If you want to hide something from me, put it on my voicemail."
"How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb? Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke."
"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis."
"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."
"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !"