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Joke of the Day
"Where do the elements go to church? At the Atomic Mass!!"
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"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"
"What's bad about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity."
"What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo"
"""Can I pet your dog?"" ""Sure, but he can be aggressive."" [He pushes a pamphlet about the dangers of gluten towards me with his nose]"
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"
"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"
"My wife woke me up all excited this morning... She said honey look at all the pounds I've lost. I told her that she was looking at our retirement account not her fitbit."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it."