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Joke of the Day

"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"

"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."

"Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"

"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."

"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"

"Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy."

"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"