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Joke of the Day
"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
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"A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people."
"Goodnight honey. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" The stork flies them in. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Wind resistance. Go to sleep."
"If you don't have any feelings watching a kid cry, most likely it's your kid."
"I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference. ""Do you know who I am?"" I shouted."
"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"
"Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal"
"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"
"Two cows are standing in a field ...and one says to the other, ""Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease going around?"" And the other one says, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter! PFFFFFT!"""
"I accidentally inhaled some soap when I was washing my face and then I coughed and no bubbles came out. Cartoons are full of shit."