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Joke of the Day
"Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal"
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"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but ... I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"What do you call a vegan wizard? A soyceror."
"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."
"Why did the black man cross the road? Better question is what the FUCK is he doing outside of the cotton field!?"
"Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!"
"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"
"Time for an update twitter. Please add a ""WHO CARES"" button right next to retweet and favorite."
"Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday."