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Joke of the Day
"What's a Christian's favourite chord progression? G,Esus."
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"My 3yo: Help I dropped a coin in the toilet come and get it out. Me (looks): I can't see anything in there. 3: That's because I flushed."
"She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back."
"Guy at the gym had ""True Gentleman"" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy."
"What is a gays favorite sandwich A lgblt."
"My wife is all, ""we love each other so much we finish each other's sentences,"" until it comes to a prison sentence."
"I thought ""#2 pencil"" meant a poopy finger. Guess that explains the low test scores."
"Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love."
"Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure."
"Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."